Nano-Virus

It is eating me alive!

The Nano-bug has invaded my mind and is gnawing at any snippet of sense it can find. (It has to search long and hard, but perseverance pays off…) I think it’s doing things to the rest of my body too! The tips of my fingers are feeling numb, I’m having trouble sleeping, my hands and legs are cramping, my eyes are seeing multitudes of words, (even with my eyes closed) and my butt… Is my butt spreading? OMG! Somebody, please! HELP!

I need writer’s CPR!
Coax me off my butt,
Pry my fingers from the keyboard, and
Restore a semblance of sanity.

The Nano-bug has microbial nano-tentacles that are messing up my house, too. I don’t know what to do. I can't see them, but I know they're there. There doesn't seem to be a fast cure.

I suppose I’ll just have to let it run its course. It’s a 30 day virus, and I’m already a week into it. I’ll muster up the strength (somehow) to trudge through. Beware, the Nano-bug can strike at any time. Don’t let it get you too.

Comments

  1. OMG, rotflmao!

    I love it! If someone out there has a cure, send it my way, lol. Seven days down, twenty-three to go, we can kick butt on this infectious bug. :D

    Rain

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  2. OH my! I have the bug too! Nano sure creates havoc in the household chores, but boy do some great books come from it.
    Love your take on this, Nic.

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